Okay, so all decisions are not good decisions. This became very clear to me when I decided last night to try for Miss Phoggy Dog. I didn't really know what I was getting into. I figured, okay, dress like a slut parade around. I've got large boobs, I might win the $1,000 cash prize, which evidently was my price. What I did not know what that the person who won the year before had had oral sex with another girl on stage to win. This. I was NOT willing to do. Hell, I wasn't willing to do a lot of what the other girls seemed to think was a "good idea" which included taking off all clothes, doing body shots off another girl while pantomiming sex with them. Or flashing the judges. I won't say that I was saintly last night, but neither did I sink to the level that these girls did. Which makes me happy. Besides I think that it wasn't the $1,000 that motivated the girls, I think that this was just how they seemed to classify "a good time". So I didn't win, but I did make it to the third round, I think there were only five rounds, so that's okay, besides, I can say that I did it. One of the guys with me even took video. Which I think I will have to confiscate. So that's what I did last night. It was kinda funny because I went with my neighbors and they were all like "damn". Because normally I wear jeans, sneakers and a hoodie. So Slutty Tiffany was a whole new experience for them. Well, it was for me too. I don't think this is something I'm going to try a second time.
Making a Snowangel- Unfortunately I got snow down my shirt. Brrr
Matt and Amanda hiding in the fort.
The White Snow Fort
My lovely snowman is hiding in the fort, he's keeping watch.
So besides those explorations, it snowed yesterday, so my neighbors and I, before Phoggy Dog, went sledding, had a snow fight and built a huge fort to keep one of the other guys from being able to get into his garage. It was awesome. I even brought out food coloring and we got creative. Unfortunately our form of creativity will not come off of the pavement. Whoops.
Making a Snowangel- Unfortunately I got snow down my shirt. Brrr
Matt and Amanda hiding in the fort.
The White Snow Fort
My lovely snowman is hiding in the fort, he's keeping watch.
So besides those explorations, it snowed yesterday, so my neighbors and I, before Phoggy Dog, went sledding, had a snow fight and built a huge fort to keep one of the other guys from being able to get into his garage. It was awesome. I even brought out food coloring and we got creative. Unfortunately our form of creativity will not come off of the pavement. Whoops.
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Brianna watched your video with me. She said, "Is that Tiffany?" And then at the end, "She said peeeeeee!"
:-D
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